Stupid Dog

RIOT and the Black Hole

I go on holiday to an area where there is no signal on my phone, no Internet cafe round the corner and to be honest I was on holiday and hadn't been arsed to go and get my English newspaper. The only channel in English was the world BBC news but I wasn't watching that either as was too busy getting pissed and having fun. Pretty much a media/Internet etc black hole just how holiday should be.

THEN Wednesday I see a paper. "FUCK what the FUCK is going on???"

This is the same jaw-dropping shaking of the head I had in 2007 and 2001, I know they are not on the same level but you get what I mean. Rioting everywhere, goons nicking and putting themselves on twitter (TWATTER) showing they've nicked a 5kg value of rice (that guy is a twat).
Buildings that have withstood wars now burnt to the ground, not even Hotspurs ground was sacred. Cities and towns around the country with little chavvy twats nicking everything they could, firebombing police stations, the officers and their vehicles.

There were a few hours difference between myself and Ol Blighty and I was glued, beer in hand of course but glued.

Ive got to hand it to my PSU brethren well done guys and girls that's what all the training is for. I'm just gutted I wasn't on duty to go and help mutual aid to GMP or METPOL or A&S or just about anywhere. I'm still on hollibops and have missed a lot so don't know if the riots came to the shires.

I like other bloggers have gone on and on about shit courts/cps cutting deals or not taking cases, the underclass coming out of court for their 50th theft or drugs conviction with a ten pound fine and yet another drugs worker and alcohol referral order - woopie fuckin do that'll teach em.
And now the MPs have come to work whilst on holiday, the courts are working through the night, over 1600 arrests made. Scum getting remanded, its great this is what should happen with these hoodie chavvy wastes of oxygen. Its got nothing to do with poverty, no jobs, being black or white or asian or whatever it was all to do with - fuck it Im gonna get me some Nikeys or new jeans, new TV and I'm gonna set fire to stuff, break stuff, hurt people. Anarchy not poverty, theft not deprivation, arson not uneducated and unwanted - these people are not of our community, send these fuckers down because as we all know if they are in prison they are not committing crime on our streets - as the meerkat states "SIMPLES!"

Hopefully all these do-gooders will now see that we need to keep police numbers, not cuts, that we need to be dealing more harshly with the criminals and if U16 their parents as well. Kick them out of their council houses, theres plenty of people in Africa without food and water let alone shelter. Give them harsher deals, you shouldn't have human rights when you've killed an old man for trying to put out a fire or beaten some young lad up, then stood him up whilst dazed and steal his stuff. You are animals and should be treated as such - prison and none of this open prison rubbish or ps2 in your cell. It should be hard labour - chain these twats up - you wanna be in a gang mate here you go we are going to chain you to 12 of your inmate buddies wearing bright pink or lime green and you are now going to pick up every piece or rubble, glass, rubbish that you threw along with every dog-end, piece of dog shit and you will clean our streets. You will scrub all the walls, you will apologise to every victim and then you will go behind bars and serve your dues.

Give respect for those around you and you shall be respected yourself. Respect is earnt not taken. Respect yourself, your family and your community.

Ive been unemployed, I didn't go stealing, I lived on a council estate where there was fuck all to do, so we made stuff to do, I didn't go into drugs or fighting with people. Ive also been a victim of crime, Ive been burgled and had my car stolen twice and attempted once. Ive had stuff sprayed on my walls. Ive been a victim of crime so I can see this from all sides.

Respect and Manners - taught to me by my school and my family.

Right where was I, oh yes - holibops and beer.

Monty Python

The call comes in of some sort of disorder in progress, so I travel on blue and twos to back up another unit. On arrival outside of the block of flats, a blue cavalier was parked up with the driver being spoken to by officer already at scene. Another officer was speaking to three females on the door step into the block of flats. I joined this group to find out exactly was going on at which point I overheard "He wont leave her alone, he wont go away". I spoke to all three and worked out that he was sat in the cavalier 75yards away. I spoke to Jenny, who was a middle aged female quite plump and in need of a bra!! She wanted him to go away and leave her alone but he kept tipping up causing a scene. I took details found out he had been knocking on the door and shouting for Jenny as she didnt want to continue their relationship.
I went over to speak to him and to advise him to leave the area or he might get arrested, when out stepped a 6ft5ins male in a pink and lilac dress, long straggly hair, with a high pitched put on voice, it wasnt a natural voice.
I gained details and she identified herself as Debbra, advice was given, Debbra wasnt happy and wouldnt drop the situation so I had to resort to threats of arrest to get her to leave.
The problem is, I dont have a problem with people going through a change before the PC nuts out there get all pointy finger at me I treat everyone to their own needs (straight out of a text book), but I kept of thinking of one of my favourite Monty films, Life of Brian and all I could picture and hear was "HES NOT THE MESSIAH HES A VERY NAUGHTY BOY."

Debbra drove off giving me the finger calling me a "BALD CUNT" which I just smiled at, thinking "YEAH COS YOUVE GOT NICE HAIR". Ive got broad shoulders abuse doesnt affect me, Ive been in the job too long and to be honest Ive spent most of my teenage and adult years taking the piss out of people (mostly mates) and having the piss taken back. I just smiled and waved, as I think its rude not to reply to a hand gesture and name calling of that greatness.

I walked to the officer who was speaking to Debbra and without me saying anything she said "THAT SOUNDED LIKE MONTY PYTHON."

We deal with all sorts of people out there on a daily basis some make you smile, some make you shiver and some you just shrug your shoulders. You cant say Police work isnt varied.