Monty Python

The call comes in of some sort of disorder in progress, so I travel on blue and twos to back up another unit. On arrival outside of the block of flats, a blue cavalier was parked up with the driver being spoken to by officer already at scene. Another officer was speaking to three females on the door step into the block of flats. I joined this group to find out exactly was going on at which point I overheard "He wont leave her alone, he wont go away". I spoke to all three and worked out that he was sat in the cavalier 75yards away. I spoke to Jenny, who was a middle aged female quite plump and in need of a bra!! She wanted him to go away and leave her alone but he kept tipping up causing a scene. I took details found out he had been knocking on the door and shouting for Jenny as she didnt want to continue their relationship.
I went over to speak to him and to advise him to leave the area or he might get arrested, when out stepped a 6ft5ins male in a pink and lilac dress, long straggly hair, with a high pitched put on voice, it wasnt a natural voice.
I gained details and she identified herself as Debbra, advice was given, Debbra wasnt happy and wouldnt drop the situation so I had to resort to threats of arrest to get her to leave.
The problem is, I dont have a problem with people going through a change before the PC nuts out there get all pointy finger at me I treat everyone to their own needs (straight out of a text book), but I kept of thinking of one of my favourite Monty films, Life of Brian and all I could picture and hear was "HES NOT THE MESSIAH HES A VERY NAUGHTY BOY."

Debbra drove off giving me the finger calling me a "BALD CUNT" which I just smiled at, thinking "YEAH COS YOUVE GOT NICE HAIR". Ive got broad shoulders abuse doesnt affect me, Ive been in the job too long and to be honest Ive spent most of my teenage and adult years taking the piss out of people (mostly mates) and having the piss taken back. I just smiled and waved, as I think its rude not to reply to a hand gesture and name calling of that greatness.

I walked to the officer who was speaking to Debbra and without me saying anything she said "THAT SOUNDED LIKE MONTY PYTHON."

We deal with all sorts of people out there on a daily basis some make you smile, some make you shiver and some you just shrug your shoulders. You cant say Police work isnt varied.